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FADE IN around a serious-looking group of uniformed military officers. At the head of the table, a senior, heavy-set man, GENERAL FRED, speaks.GENERAL FRED: The reports are confirmed. New York has been overrun... by zombies.COLONEL TODD: Again? But we just had a zombie invasion 28 days ago!GENERAL FRED: These zombies... are different. They're... philosophical zombies.CAPTAIN MUDD: Are they filled with rage, causing them to bite people?COLONEL TODD: Do they lose all capacity for reason?GENERAL FRED: No. They behave... exactly like we do... except that they're not conscious.(Silence grips the table.)
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