I never thought I'd miss Nixon
Is there a test for litmus paper?
Bad geek! No chocolate-covered espresso beans!
CLUE--now available in both spray and roll on
Don't ask me about my dissertation
Friendly introvert. Please say hi.
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away
I'd rather be easily amused than impossible to please
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments
Strong like ox, smart like cart
10 Reasons to Procrastinate: 1.
I love my country all the time, and my government when it deserves it
Being harmless is not enough
You put your hand on the Bible and swear to protect the Constitution, not the other way around