Abstinence-only sex ed is like pedestrian-only driver's ed
All this, and brains, too!
Been there. Done that. Beat the indictment.
The cats' monkey servant
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not to their own facts
Everyone is unique, but not you
How many fans does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only after telling you their life story at 3AM in
the con suite.
I used to not be interested in politics. I'd like to get back to that.
If it goes away when you remember to take your meds, it probably isn't a character flaw
It's alright. We weren't using those civil liberties anyway.
It's ok to look. If I didn't want you to look, I'd have worn a different outfit.
Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?
Make it right before you make it faster
Money and popularity are how people without talent keep score
The person who says it can't be done shouldn't interrupt the person who is doing it
The sixth sense: wonder
Today's Monday, tomorrow's Tuesday, the day after is Wednesday. Week's half over, and we haven't done anything yet.
University faculties are communities of scholars united only by common grievances about parking
What appears to be a crisis is often just the end of an illusion
Why do the people in the back of the elevator always want to get out first?
You mean we spent three billion years giving them brains the size of cantaloupes, and no one thought to install an ON switch?
You're making sense. Stop that.
You're really lucky. My voices LIKE you.