Being abducted and probed by aliens wasn't bad enough, now I find out my HMO won't cover it!
Only the heir to the Kingdom of Idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts
P.T. Barnum lived before the population explosion
Religion isn't the opium of the people any more--it's speed
The Republican Party: Speaking power to truth
Warning: I argue politics and I take no prisoners
When squid summon demons, they use a ten-pointed star---that's right, a tentacle
When you're in a hole, stop digging