nancylebov (nancylebov) wrote,
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New button slogans

Some of these were at Darkover and/or Philcon, but all of them are new on the website.

Accept that your life will never be normal and go from there

Because garb just makes everything better

Do not meddle in the affairs of sailors, for they are subtle and quick to anchor

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

Gay....It's the new black

Helo does it with his toaster

I have HDADHD. I have trouble focusing, but when I do it's REALLY clear

I have CDO. It's like OCD, but with the letters in alphabetical order as they should be.

I would be unstoppable. If I could just get started.

If all the world's a stage, why doesn't the music swell when I enter a room?

I'll give up my hand lotion when they pry it from my dry, chapped hands

I'm in a monogamous relationship, but I still drool both ways

I'm not performing any experiments on myself without a larger control group

Learn from everyone, follow no one, watch for patterns, and work like hell

Life expands to fill the available minutes

Life is full of challenge and frustration, but sooner or later you'll find a hairstyle you like

Mel Gibson's remake of The Life of Brian isn't nearly as funny as the original

Muslim...it's the new gay

My FBI file is bigger than your FBI file

Never go to bed mad--stay up and fight

Nothing could make my ego bigger. There isn't enough room!

PREFECTIONIST

Prettiness is not the rent you pay for occupying a space marked 'female'

Tachyon: a gluon that isn't quite dry

There are two types of style manual: those that mandate serial commas, and those that are evil and wrong

They aren't buttons. They're a secret handshake. www.nancybuttons.com

Universal Solvent Corporation, Container Research Division

We're supposed to have high-fiber foods and low-flow toilets. No wonder we're full of crap.

What part of /sbin/ifconfig eth0|grep 'inet'\awk -F'''{print $2}'\sed -e s/add r:// don't you understand?

WTFWJD?

You don't have to agree with me, but it's quicker
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