The Lady's Not for Burning fanfic:
It's been a while since I've read the original, but iirc, this does it justice.
Molesworth at the Nativity Play:
Sigismund too destracted by deep thorts of mathemattics to notice when boys add Dracula the terror of Transilvanya to the plot and i am pythagoras van hellsing the fereless vampire hunter and mathematishun in his spare time hurrah hurrah.
Link thanks to kate_nepveu.