October 16th, 2005

New button slogans

Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice

[bits of ice striking hull] "Captain, we're being hailed"

Can't stop the signal

I found my hobbies had become unmanageable

I tried serial monogamy, but it was too soggy with milk

If AIs can act, will they form Turing companies?

If you return those books, we won't tell the FBI you borrowed them

It's not what they call you, it's what you answer to

Let's be bad guys

Relativity, Causality, FTL--pick two

What would the Flying Spaghetti Monster do?

When the Devil goes bald, there will be hell toupee

For sale at nancybuttons.com.