nancylebov (nancylebov) wrote,

I have a fantasy

Baby bump

I've been wishing for years that celebrities would finance a sleazy rag about gossip columnists, paparazzi, and everyone who employs them. Those folks think they're private people...well, not for long.

Second thought: The stars shouldn't try to get their rag onto the stands. They should "secretly" circulate it among themselves so that it looks like news.

Here's something I wanted to say at Shakesville, but the registration process didn't believe I'd entered a name: You don't *have* to read gossip mags. I strongly recommend carrying a book you're interested in. A lot of the time, I regret it if I pretend I'm an adult and go out of the house without a book.

Honestly, I didn't know about all that speculation about whether stars are pregnant until I'd read the Shakesville piece.

Link thanks to supergee.

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