nancylebov (nancylebov) wrote,
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Financial Crisis jokes

• This market stinks so bad..that my broker recommended only 2 positions, Cash and Fetal

• This market stinks so bad … Joe Six-pack is now Joe Four-pack

•9) What's the capital of Iceland?

About £3.50

•Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker?
A: A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari

•BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

More jokes here and here.
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