"Need money for Karate lessons. Ninjas killed my family"
*Terminator Button: absolutely will not stop, ever, until you have read.*
Cult classic Buckaroo Banzai turns 25 this year:
*I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.
Laugh while you can, monkey-boy.
History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark. *
And the most important one of all: *No matter where you go, there you are.
General silly anime fannishness:
*Everything's better with
I might do that as a checklist.
HALF Demon. Guess what the other half is?
Will (Glomp/Yaoi/Yuri) for (Pocky/Yaoi/Yuri/Hentai/Ramen/Ramune)
Another checklist, I think. I need to come up with a line about indecisiveness meaning that you get all the options.
Warning: I glomp!
'The Man' took my sign.
Who needs Signs when you've got Buttons?* (Signs have become a 'security
risk' at many conventions, also, deemed by some staffers to be a form of
prostitution, because they typically offer 'something' for 'something'..
"Hugs: $1." "Will Yuri for Pocky," "Will glomp for Hentai," etc, etc..)
*Three -T-w-o- swords are better than one.* (The word Two would be crossed
out, Three might look like it's been written in at the last minute?)
*Kingdom Hearts: Everything's better with zippers.
Cosplay, Gothic Lolita, Drag/Crossplay, and what goes with:
Ball-Jointed Dolls. They're everywhere. Commonly refered to as BJD, the
creepy expensive dolls the Goth Lolis carry with them.
*My BJD made me do it.
Slowly drowning in taffeta and lace.
You say 'Drag' like it's a bad thing!
Crossplay: It's okay to like it.
Crossplay: Go ahead, you know you want to.
Goth Loli. Deal with it.
I made it myself. What's your excuse?
What do you mean, '(Pink/Green/Blue/Purple) isn't a real hair color?'
Real Cosplayers make it from scratch.
*Go green, think steam.
Hey baby, wanna see my airship?
Your airship or mine?
The world will be saved by steam!
Pervy goggles fancier
(Faraday/Tesla/Poe/Lovecraft) is my homeboy*
Full Metal Alchemist: New series has started recently. Time to revive it!
*Who are you calling short?!?
Secretly cull of kittens
Don't make me transmute your ass!
*alt:* Don't make me transmute you!*
General internet nerdiness and random bits from other obsessions:
*You've got red on you
Famous on YouTube
Big in Japan. Not so big here.
I am the terror that flaps in the night!
There's no lovin' like nerd lovin'
Damn the pants!
This button is a clever trap designed to make you look at my chest.
Bigger than Godzilla.
I'll get you, my pretty!
What the heck's a Samoflange?!?*
Green '*ON*' button, red '*OFF*' button.
Reversible button: *Good twin/Evil twin
*Arrrrrrr you ready?*
(And funny even out of context..)
Sanity? I don't remember ever having anything that useless.
"You are stupid and therefore wrong" - Hitsugaya Toushirou
"Admiration is the emotion farthest from comprehension" - Aizen Sosuske.
I do believe you've killed my hat.
Authority never goes anywhere without fanfare.
not from, but about Bleach: My Squad can beat up your Squad
(I suppose that would go for Naruto: My village can beat up your village..
Then again, any "village" quote might work.. uhm.. Or maybe not. "Your
village hidden in the leaves called, their idiot is missing".. Maybe?)
Perhaps a segment of this?: Live to the fullest, Ichigo. Live to the
fullest, age to the fullest, go bald to
the fullest... and die long after I do. And if possible, die with a smile.
*Death Note*, very popular. I wish I knew why, it looks attrocious...
Because I'm Kira
I've won! Exactly as planned
I wanted you to be Kira
Watashi wa L desu
" Don't make me repeat myself" Sakujo Sakujo Sakujo Sakujo
Those two quotes could be combined somehow
"I'll take a potatoe chip, and.... EAT IT!"
Misa: "I can't imagine living in a world without Light!"
L: "Yes... That would be dark."
I'm a... Pervert?
From Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long-Blog:
The hammer is my...
It's curtains for you. Lacy, gently wafting curtains..
What a crazy random happenstance! (that word doesn't get used enough
I've got a PHD in Horribleness
Or, for any fan of Joss Whedon, I suppose "Grr, Argh!" could be a funny
No, *I* have the Power!
Watchmen came out this year, and it was sepctacular. I'll dig some of those
up for the next mail. Maybe a few buttons that just look like Rorschach
tests? (symmetrical ink blots, that is?)
There's a new Mortal Kombat movie due in 2010. How about rehashing some of
those old lines?
*Sonya Blade <http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0933098/>*: A handful of people on
a leaky boat are gonna save the world?
*Lord Rayden <http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000483/>*: Exactly!
*Johnny Cage <http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000798/>*: I'm in a hostile
environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys
who probably want to kick my ass... it's like being back in high school.
*Liu Kang <http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0795225/>*: Flawless victory!
*Liu Kang <http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0795225/>*: You can look into my
soul, but you don't own it.
This is where you fall down.
Why, how many tails do you have?
I survived LineCon
I'm just here for the rave
I'm just here for the (yaoi, yuri, fanboys, fangirls, cosplayers,
crossplayers, line, free stuff, ladies...)
This *is* my other costume
I cast Magic Missle at the darkness!
"When I become Führer all female officers will be required to where tiny
"Loyal canine, how we salute thee!"
"Is there no alchemy technique to burn a person through a phone?"
"He knows about me? What's going on? I don't think I did anything to make
people mad... Actually, I did... But I didn't do anything that makes me
deserve to be killed!"
"Damn it, there are so many idiots whose a**es I have to kick! I'll have to
start carrying a list just to keep track of 'em all!"
"If I were normal sized, I wouldn't have been able to get through... I'm
glad that I'm small... No! it's not good!"
Riza Hawkeye to Mae Hughs
Babies aren't born after just 5 months!" *Slams phone down*
"I feel like I'm being shaken down for my lunch money..." - Kyon, The
Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Then I'll just say that they all wanted to (*deleted* but you get the idea)
her!" -Haruhi Suzumiya when she was extorting a new PC from the computer
"You Look like six pounds of crap packed into a two pound bag." -Desert Punk
referring to the very well endowed Junko when she was forced to where a sexy
bathing suit and red high heals. Anime Series: Desert Punk TV
"Panties, Panties, Panties" - Chii (Chobits)
"High School Girls, High School girls, one two three, High School Girls"-
Shigure (Fruits Basket)
"Good ol' Zenigata, the archetypal Japanese man. Totally devoted to his
work." - Lupin III (Lupin III)
"Come on, scribbles on the bathroom wall, please show me the path that I
must follow! " - Excel (Excel Saga)
"Lupin! Don't you dare die before I get to arrest you!" - Inspector Zenigata
"A man can't just live on carbohydrates alone..." - Spike Spegiel (Cowboy
Feel free to post more I know there are tons more that are very funny.
To wit, "A man does not live on what he eats, rather he lives on what he
digests." -Viktor Shklovsky
As for anime:
"A true top is one who believes in her strength to the end!" -Nono,
my favorite quote from ghost in the shell: stand alone complex:
Major Motoko Kusanagi: Look at the bright side, if this doesn't work, we can
all go drown our sorrows at a nudie bar.
*"It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why they're cool..."*
Anything Tim Burton (Nightmare before Christmas, Coraline, Edward
ScissorHands) gets the Hot Topic crowd - and because he's popular in Japan,
the anime crowd. Funny how that works.
Ouran Host Club is gaining popularity now. I know nothing about it yet, so
I'll have to get back to you on this. Gay Highschool Boys seems to be a
popular theme lately @__@
I don't know that there's anything very quotable from Totoro, but there must
be some good jokes out there. I'll listen around.