I had an inspiration at Shore Leave:
"The military-- I'm just in it for the stories."
One military person liked it, another said there should be different buttons for the branches of the military, and it shouldn't be "the Marine Corps", it should be "The Corps".
Possibly there should also be "Theater: I'm just in it for the stories".
Or a checklist, with a bunch of story-generating activities.
Or "Life-- I'm just here for the stories".
What do you think?