If you were a sideshow act, how would you describe yourself?
See the Random Relevence Memory Woman! She knows three facts about anything you mention, and if she doesn't, she will by the time she's finished talking with you! Watch her pull up a detail from something she read twenty years ago!
Speaking of, I've read about the claimed heights of midgets in sideshows being, um, not quite accurate. It wouldn't surprise me if the same applies to the weights of fat people in sideshows.
SaraDee (The Girl Who Saw or Heard Something interesting) is my sister.
Square bacteria make me happy, and I'm even more delighted to discover that flagella have handed-ness.
Idea snagged from Kate Harding's Shapely Prose.