[h3[km4t3!!!11! J00r k1n6 1z pwnd!!!!!
I wanted to use angle brackets, but lj insisted on trying to interpret them as html. I don't think the ['s look too bad. In any case, buttons are subject only to less-destructive parsing by humans, so please let me know if angle brackets would be better.
Again, any advice on l33t is welcome, and so are opinions about whether the slogans are funny.