nancylebov (nancylebov) wrote,
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New Button slogans

It's been a while since I've done a slogan update on LJ, so there are a slew of them. Be kind to your screen and your keyboard--put your soda down before reading.

Why not brighten that long stretch till Darkover and Philcon by getting some buttons in the mail?

BUTTONS

They say you can't fool all of the people all of the time, but really, how could you tell?

The lesser of two evils is still less evil

Give up on pessimism. It doesn't work anyway.

Free the Endorphins!

ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS

I am not addicted to brake fluid, I can stop any time

How many T'ai Chi teachers does it take to change a light bulb? Ten, one to change the light bulb and nine to say, "At our school, we do it a little differently."

To a lemming, "No" means "This way to next cliff"

To a dog, "No" means "ask again"

The temperature of Hell is measured in degrees Calvin

A professional writer is an amateur writer who didn't quit

LEWD, CRUDE, AND RUDE and I have other traits that don't rhyme

I no longer fear hell, I work in retail

Alpha Bitch

What we want is things that work, what we get is technology

A motion to adjourn is always in order

When I was young, we rolled our dice uphill, both ways, in the snow!

Whose trachea do I have to crush to get something done around here?

Set phaser on wedgie

Resistance is not futile

I am NOT your spiritual scratching post

hukt an fonetics wurkt for mi [in IPA]

First They Came for Me. You're Next.

Circumflatulation: just farting around

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. Don't use it for a jumprope

Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies

Go ahead. Make my breakfast.

If evolution is true, why do mothers only have two hands?

Warning: experience acquisition zone

Teh st4gez0rz Of gr13v1ng: OMG, WTF :(, kthxby

So this is how liberty dies, to thunderous applause

Sith happens

I aim to misbehave

<h3<km$t3!!1! JOOr k1n6 1z pwnd!!1!!

The big advantage of a light saber is that you can both cut and toast a bagel in ne stroke

@11 J0ur b@53 r b310n6 2 us!!1!

Darth Mom
Darth Baby
Darth Dad
Darth Kid
Darth Rugrat
Darth Sibling

Save the Hubble [picture of telescope]


BUMPER STICKER

Preserve the old growth lithosphere. BAN SUBDUCTION!
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