[bits of ice striking hull] "Captain, we're being hailed"
Can't stop the signal
I found my hobbies had become unmanageable
I tried serial monogamy, but it was too soggy with milk
If AIs can act, will they form Turing companies?
If you return those books, we won't tell the FBI you borrowed them
It's not what they call you, it's what you answer to
Let's be bad guys
Relativity, Causality, FTL--pick two
What would the Flying Spaghetti Monster do?
When the Devil goes bald, there will be hell toupee
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