GOVERNMENT.SYS corrupt. Reboot Washington, DC? (y/n)
It's you and me against the world. We attack AFTER coffee.
The secret message in pi is in Hebrew--we'll have to start decoding from the end
How many copyeditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you mean "change a lightbulb" or "have sex in a lightbulb"? Please clarify.
ORDINARY Callifragilisticexpialidocious not good enough for you?
If atheism is a religion, baldness is a hair color
Whenever there are sacrifices, there is someone collecting sacrifices
Touched by His Noodly Appendage
I am Letterman of Borg. Top ten reasons why resistance is futile....
I find your lack of CLUE disturbing
I want a "do it for me" button that pushes itself
If your coalition isn't driving you crazy, it isn't broad enough
I'm not sure what a sentient Google would be like, but I wouldn't try a denial of service attack on it
It's hard to be religious when certain people aren't struck by lightning
The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent
My name is Borg. James Borg. Agent 007 of 9. Licensed to assimilate.
Once again, a harmless gasoline fight ends in pointless tragedy
Real swordplay is about ending fights for survival. Film swordplay is about prolonging fights for
God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts