I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning--just not as it applies to me
Life is like a metaphor. No, it's a simile!
My monkey is ashamed to be related to the Kansas Board of Education
I dressed myself today!
America needs a Truth and Reconciliation Commission
A state of war is not a blank check for the president when it comes to the rights of the nation's citizens. --Justice Sandra Day O'Connor
Legolas is my house elf
The memes are attacking! Warn your friends!
Those who do not remember the Alamo are condemned to repeat it. --Santa Yanna
If your religion never surprises you, you're probably doing it wrong