nancylebov (nancylebov) wrote,

New Button Slogans

LUNACON -- Hasbrouck Heights, NJ ... March 17 - 19, 2006
ICON -- Stonybrook, NY ... March 24-26, 2006
are coming up. It's handier for both you and me if you pre-order custom buttons.

Here are the new slogans since my previous batch, and many thanks to thnidu for the Klingon translation and corrections to "Hooked on phonetics worked for me" in IPA.

I've added two new categories: KINKY and CROSSOVER.

Here are my new slogans:

Consider a frictionless a a a a a a...... [the a's are on a descending diagonal]

'elev Holqoq 'oghlu'pu'bogh ghojmeH vum neH 'Iv? [Who would bother with a made up language like Elvish, in Klingon]

Human beings are a rough sketch for an intelligent species

I am a leaf on the wind

I found my popular culture had become unmanageable

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door

It's all about the chicken

It's not that I'm trying to attract attention. It's just that I have poor impulse control and I went to art school.

Que-sera--sserole! Whatever we'll have, we'll eat. In one dish, combine and heat. Que-sera-sserole!

SECURITY....Protecting people like you from people like me

Sometimes you have to lose a lot of q-tips before you realize you have a hole in your head

Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal

I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than ride in a car with Teddy Kennedy

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want

We should have known better than to keep upgrading the cat

You make peace with your enemies--you don't need to make peace with your friends

It takes a village to raise a child to hate all the people in the next village

Jews for Exegesis

My coalition is broad enough

Preserve the old-growth lithosphere BAN SUBDUCTION

Reunite Gondawanaland!

Give a man an armadillo wearing a clown hat, confuse him for a day. Give him a cobra with fuzzy slippers, confuse him for a lifetime

He's dead, Jim." "I know. I've read the script."

I can't brain today. I have the dumb.

Small brain, big universe

Wheelchair....Sex Toy....What's the difference?

Your safeword is not my kink

Do not touch me without asking. If I say 'no', stop asking.

I have no shame. I sold it because I wasn't using it.

I'm much cuter on my knees

CO-ED NAKED PROOFING: Expose yourself to literature

Now that I have you at my mercy, what do I do next?

Poly, but would probably rather be reading

Nipples pierced, hug with caution

That's DOCTOR Castrating Bitch to you

Victim [crossed out] Bottom Wanted

What part of "I SURRENDER, DON'T HURT ME, DO WITH ME AS YOU WILL" don't you understand, dear?

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