ICON -- Stonybrook, NY ... March 24-26, 2006
are coming up. It's handier for both you and me if you pre-order custom buttons.
Here are the new slogans since my previous batch, and many thanks to thnidu for the Klingon translation and corrections to "Hooked on phonetics worked for me" in IPA.
I've added two new categories: KINKY and CROSSOVER.
Here are my new slogans:
Consider a frictionless a a a a a a...... [the a's are on a descending diagonal]
'elev Holqoq 'oghlu'pu'bogh ghojmeH vum neH 'Iv? [Who would bother with a made up language like Elvish, in Klingon]
Human beings are a rough sketch for an intelligent species
I am a leaf on the wind
I found my popular culture had become unmanageable
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door
It's all about the chicken
It's not that I'm trying to attract attention. It's just that I have poor impulse control and I went to art school.
Que-sera--sserole! Whatever we'll have, we'll eat. In one dish, combine and heat. Que-sera-sserole!
SECURITY....Protecting people like you from people like me
Sometimes you have to lose a lot of q-tips before you realize you have a hole in your head
Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal
I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than ride in a car with Teddy Kennedy
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want
We should have known better than to keep upgrading the cat
You make peace with your enemies--you don't need to make peace with your friends
It takes a village to raise a child to hate all the people in the next village
Jews for Exegesis
My coalition is broad enough
Preserve the old-growth lithosphere BAN SUBDUCTION
Give a man an armadillo wearing a clown hat, confuse him for a day. Give him a cobra with fuzzy slippers, confuse him for a lifetime
He's dead, Jim." "I know. I've read the script."
I can't brain today. I have the dumb.
Small brain, big universe
Wheelchair....Sex Toy....What's the difference?
Your safeword is not my kink
Do not touch me without asking. If I say 'no', stop asking.
I have no shame. I sold it because I wasn't using it.
I'm much cuter on my knees
CO-ED NAKED PROOFING: Expose yourself to literature
Now that I have you at my mercy, what do I do next?
Poly, but would probably rather be reading
Nipples pierced, hug with caution
That's DOCTOR Castrating Bitch to you
Victim [crossed out] Bottom Wanted
What part of "I SURRENDER, DON'T HURT ME, DO WITH ME AS YOU WILL" don't you understand, dear?